TV Shows I Don't Miss

The X Files: The only reason I really still watch this show, is because I want Mulder and Scully to have sex. I'm sure it will happen really soon. The episodes really suck sometimes but I can always hope that they'll make out or something.


Millenium: Another Chris Carter expenditure, I think he's putting all his creative energy in this show now. I liked Frank Black in the beginning because he was named after mah favorite Pixie (Black Francis). For now, I just watch the show and wait for the world to end.


Homocide; Life On The Streets: This is probably the best show on tv. I'm easily entralled by crazy police dramas. The cast sucks as opposed to last seasons cast, but I'm still in love with all the characters.


ER: Okay, I'll watch ANY drama on TV. I'm sick. It probably has a lot to do with George Clooney's sex0ry-ness.


The Drew Carrey Show: These characters make me feel like I'm normal. Isn't that refreshing?


Ellen: Aside from being on right after Drew Carrey, Ellen allows me to fantasize about the life of a lesbian that I could have had, if I were one.


Beverly Hills, 90210: I've been watching this show since I was in 9th grade and they were in the 10th. Go ahead and laff, I'm used to it. Brandon and Kelly my best friends in the world.


The Practice: God, another drama. This one's pretty good, because you can look at Dylan McDermot through the entire show. All a show needs is a cute guy and a somewhat interesting plot line and I'm there.


Music That Makes Me Happy

Concrete Blonde: I've loved this band for as long as I can remember. Johnette has an awesome voice.


Descendants: God, these are probably the coolest musicians I can think of. I wish they hadn't had that lame-ass reunion.


The Dead Milkmen: The sexiest band alive (when they were still together). If you can find the "Punk Rock Girl" single I will pay you good money for it. I haven't heard the B-Side to this for about 5 years.


Hole: Don't hate me or kill me okay? Maybe I just like Hole because some really talented (dead) guy wrote all their music. Maybe not.


The Rugburns: If you haven't heard of this band, you aren't alone. But they rock my afr0, I'll tell you that much. If I were to recommend one album to everyone, it would be "Taking the World By Donkey" by this band. Everyone should have it.


Literature
Salinger: Anything by J.D. Salinger rules. It's probably his fault I haven't expanded my literary expertise. I can't stop reading his books over and over.


O'Neil: The best playwright of the 20th century, by all means. Everything represents something else. The cool thing is that you can make it represent whatever you want.


Satre: Satre rules too. My favorite play is "No Exit," where these three people are in hell, but it's nothing like the hell we imagine.


Orson Scott Card: My husband and I missed this guy's book signing at Powell's Books in Portland OR. by about an hour. We suck, but he doesn't. Check out "The Lost Boys"


Carl Sagan: I've only read one of this guy's stories, but he's a fantastic scientist and he doesn't write crap.



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